Showing posts with label NASCAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NASCAR. Show all posts

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Red State Update: NASCAR Tips For Democrats

Jackie and Dunlap give out some health tips for NASCAR-curious Democrats.

"Excuse me you sub literate bleeding gum squirrel eater. When you come to these NASCAR events to watch these cars go round and round, who is tending to your meth lab? - Dunlap playing a snobby, snooty stuffed-shirt Democratic congressman.



Friday, July 11, 2008

Obama Considers NASCAR Sponsorship

It has been released in an article on the Houston Chronicle website that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is considering a NASCAR sponsorship.

To me, this is another attempt by Oprah's Love Child to gain votes. The only reason Barack HUSSEIN Obama would sponsor a team in NASCAR would be to make to make people think he is an "Average Joe" who loves All-American sports.

This is exactly like his attempt to convince people he could shoot hoops. I cannot believe any NASCAR fan would fall for his lame attempt to draw voters from NASCAR's conservative base.

"There is a sucker born every minute." - David Hannum, as spoken in reference to P.T. Barnum's part in the
Cardiff Giant hoax.