27 Feet of Nonsense

Those who truly live the High Life embrace authentic, unpretentious values. Whomever came up with these commercials is brilliant.

"Hold on. What is world is this? 27 feet of nonsense." - Miller High Life Guy

High Life 1-Second Ads That Didn't Make The Cut

In its never-ending quest to spread common sense and promote value, Miller High Life has opted not to spend $3 million for 30 seconds, and will instead air a one-second ad during the big game. Here are a few 1-second ads that didn't make the cut, and a few outtakes.

"Beer's here." - Miller High Life Guy

Miller HIgh Life Commercial Skybox

The Miller High Life guy takes beer out of skybox.

"Sky box. Right up here in section la-dee-dah!" - Miller High Life Guy

High Life Common Sense Party

This guy speaks a great deal of "common sense." I just love these commercials. Perhaps Barack HUSSEIN Obama (aka Little Barry soetoro and The Boy Wonder) should take some advise from this guy.

The High Life Common Sense Party strives to deliver common sense from coast to coast. The Common Sense Party stands for authentic, unpretentious values. On behalf of the party, I promise hard-working men and women the right to pursue the High Life.

I promise I won't rest until I've helped spread Common Sense from sea to shining sea. Americans work too hard to spend money on overpriced things when there are good, honest products at tasty prices out there, like Miller High Life.

"I got a common sense platform for the environment. If you are driving a Humvee, your butt better be headed into battle." - Miller High Life Guy